Deviously Eeyore, Inc.

He does, I'm not kidding. It's freaking disturbing.

We had a Fannie Mae walk today on the track at school, and it was during JScrip. I was walking with Eddie and this other girl, Sarah, and we saw Mr. Wilson (who keeps hitting on me, btw) in front of us doing a freaking PIMP WALK. Following conversation ensued:

Me: "......homygod. SARAH LOOK."
Sarah: "What?"
Me: "WILSON IS DOING A FREAKING PIMP WALK OMGOSH EW."
Sarah: "...HAHAHAHAHA!!"
Me: *cringe* "Ewwwwwwwww...."

And then, five minutes later.

Sarah: "Hey, Mr. Wilson!"
Wilson: "Hmm? Oh, hello, Sarah, Eva."
Sarah: "We saw you doing a pimp walk!"
Me: "ALSDFKGADLFGHDFLKGHSDLKHG SARAAAAAAH! You can't just SAY that to a TEACHER!! Dx!!"
Wilson: "...I was? O.O XD"
Me: *cringe again* 
Wilson: "Now I'm curious. What does that even look like?"
Me: *proceeds to pimp walk*
Wilson: "I was doing that? Hahahaha!!"

It was..

My advisor just stepped into the library. How odd. o.o;; I'm glad he didn't figure out I was posting on LJ. xDD

Char's right here, finally got her license from the damn DMV. She's listening to something on her iPod.. "First Time" by Lifehouse. Boy, that puts weird images in my head, LOL.

Anyways, I've gotta go do stuff now, so I'll see ya'll around. 

Shoutot:

HI JENNY!! theinnuendo <33

"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"

- D. Eeyore

OmgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgLOL.

Dude, that is THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.

Between seeing Gerard Butler spazz and yell "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA.", seeing the ep with Ry doing all the Carol Channing impressions (like the icon? =DD), and doing some archery and swordsplay myself - WHOA MAN. So, there's this kid at school, his name's John but nicknamed JJ. My Spanish teacher calls him HotaHota (which is 'JJ' in Spanish, literally). And.. well, you know that I'm a freaking yaoi writer (See you in hell, by the way! >D)...

Well, let's say that Eeyore can't get the image of JJ gesturing toward his Little HotaHota out of her head. And the images I just saw don't help - Ryan on the DCS, in the stripping episode... and this amazing picture I just saw on Cae's page.

I think I should go take a cold shower...

Anyhow.. finally got the time and day for the first rehearsal for the Broadway Christmas that I'm cast in. I'm a dancer, btw, which apparently means I'll be doing a little Broadway singing and a lot of dancing - or, as my friend put it, ass-shaking in front of Adam. RochRoch = Made of Win.

So... yeah. =DD

This week is Spirit Week in school - and lemme tell ya, being a cowboy ain't that exciting. -______- But, still. On Monday, I'm gonna wear jeans, this red shirt with a bit of plaid, a bandanna around my neck, and probably sneakers. Yippee.

In other news, I've got a piano competition tomorrow and I am NOT prepared and am going a bit insane out of nervousness. That's why I decided to finally watch 300 in the first place, man. Also, in World History, we're studying - GUESS WHAT - Sparta. =DDD!!! And I've just got my first real commision on a story.. >.>

Love me? :3

And, speaking of loving...
1) One of my best friends (who is bi) got herself a little girlfriend. GO NEMO!! *huggles*
2) I'm thinking of turning bi and am in need of some support. Yes, I still do love Adam - my eternal flame, lolz - but... I dunno. I'm just looking at girls differently lately. And I mean, I know plenty of hot guys (PHIL!! <33), but...

Commendations to sess_satanfor the awesome Brad Sherwood mood theme - it kicks ass! Now, if only I knew a way  to install it... TT.TT

That's about it, loves. 

Shoutout to all the losers (which include Jenny, man.).

D. EEYORE OVER N' OUT.

Dude, if this doesn't touch you at least a little, you have no fucking heart.

 
- D. Eeyore, who has several close friends who are gay/lesbo/bi and is completely supportive. Ily, guys. <3

( Psychoanalasys under here! =D )

Well, that was interesting. Kudos to me for figuring out how to make LJ cuts! =DD *goes to cut all other entries*

- D. Eeyore

( Charlotte's Permit, the damn DMV, and Poor Miku. )

And now, adieu - m'gonna watch Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Jim Carrey = made of win.

P.S. Icon - "...Hellooooo?" is what I'd like to say to the DMV losers. GIVE HER THE FUCKING PERMIT! Dx!

- D. Eeyore